i got drunk last night with white people i got drunk. period. first senior party im fucking good at acting sober i think i’m going to every fucking party there is this year i swear being drunk is soooooooo funnnnnn i think im still buzzed im eatting like a fucking ravenous horse i drank half a fucking gallon of orange juice cause im so damn thirsty i got drunk without sydney but im...
when all a boy posts on tumblr are naked girls and...
it’s always 100% solely because they’re fucking hot. all their followers are horny girls and gay boys.
i think maybe i should try to look nice tomorrow
since i’m tryna win best dressed and all…
I WILL BE QUEEEEEENNN.
i think i like someone :))))))))
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Refrain from basting yourself in lotion
harlee-q: Because whenever I put on body moisturiser after a hot shower, and then go pee, I always feel like I’m going to slide right into the toilet bowl and drown. lmmmmmmfaaaaaaaaaaao
about to post tumblr link in fb group...
why do i feel ashamed of myself? smh. i’m a sellout. looooool.
i wanna run for homecoming queen. and win.
i don’t ever give myself enough credit. like i feel like the white people run petrides cause like they basically do lmfao but honestly i never think about how many people i’m actually friends with and how much influence i have in that school. EVERYONE knows me and EVERYONE loves me …no like seriously EVERYONE, even the people i don’t know in the school, know and...