January 2012
being emotional while watching tarzan
Watchrazeespeon:
rainbr0jesus:
trophywife:
sea—urchin:
the-girlwiththesuninher-eyes:
24-month-old Deaf Child Having A Conversation
That is purely beautiful
This lags a lot for me, but it’s on youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o8Z2lzS764
I think sign language is so beautiful. I’ve been trying to learn for years.
I’m awwing and sobbing at the same time.
ahhhh cutie
OMG...
haven't started my health independent study. ha....
ugggggggggggggh.
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ATTENTION PEOPLE WHO CARE...lol, who am i kidding...
i’m gunna look like poop all week.
i don’t have any energy to look nice.
and if i look nice than it’ll only be because i was forced to because i still haven’t taken my best dressed picture.
k lataaa.
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i think i'm gunna start a second blog!
all about my intermittent fasting journey.
to be honest i probably won’t keep up with it…
or maybe i will, who da fuck knows.
but since i’m self conscious about my body at the moment, it’ll be private…until i start seeing results. haha.
aww i’m excited.
maybe i should join a sport or something.
like track.
lol, nawww.
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intermittent fasting.
starts tomorrow.
i’m tired of counting calories and shit.
i rather fast.
i’m used to it anyway.
hope it works!
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i had a weird/scary dream last night
but i don’t feel like typing it up.
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made apple fritters.
and they suck. and it totally isn’t my fault.
apple fritter just aren’t good.
i followed the recipe to the T.
and i got shitty fried batter with soft apples inside.
hmph.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
i think i need to just go to bed.
life is so damn boring.
wasted ten bucks yesterday.
gunna waste another ten on a book.
amount of money in bank account = $5.00
k
I'M SO BORED WITH LIFE.
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
i dont think i'll ever finish inuyasha.
it used to be one of my favorites though.
and its not really the type of anime where you can stop watching and jump right in 100 episodes later…not for me at least. lol. i’ve tried.
razeespeon replied to your post: everyone keeps saying i should watch fruits basket
it sucks
LOL really? well good, now at least i know im not missing out on anything looool
everyone keeps saying i should watch fruits basket
but i haaaaate the way everythings drawwwwnnnn ughhh
it has to be visually appealing for me to watch lol
i’ve never had a s’more before.
about to rewatch the entire series of ouran...
ahhh. lovedddd that series.
or maybe i should rewatch AIRtv. that was super good too…
Anonymous asked: IMA STARRR
zoey1o1:
is it seriously almost february omg time sure flies when youre wasting your life
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i think roberta has stolen my stockings.
awhile ago i got these 2 amazing pairs of stockings from urban outfitters.
ive been looking for them for like a year straight.
stockings from urban are like 14 fucking dollars.
they were really awesome too.
so why the fuck did i find them in her room
when i question her (kinda indirectly) she gets kinda snippy and says “I BOUGHT THEM”
its not in her character to steal my things.
...
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i've got this horrible fear of rejection
and it’s really screwing me in za booty.
i feel guilty and obese.
i ate waaaaay too much fuckin pizza.
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i hope i win the giveaway and i hope i get the job...
Aye, lemme holla Aye girl, you with the fat ass Aiight, fuck you then
nice haiku.
i bought a pizza pie and me and my sister almost ate the whole thing and i feel bad cause theres a slice a a half left and i should get my brother down here to eat it but i want the half slice.
i want to make a “lms for a singing video” on facebook but im afraid ill get like no likes cause people are over my song and dance. i just feel like singing though…
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my love of pizza triumphs my urgency to save...
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yah.
i’m up early today.
not for church. although it started out that way.
it’s cause of that SAT i’m supposed to be taking today.
i’m really just…idk.
i don’t want to start college this year. i’m really serious about this gap year guys.
i know i’ll have to save every penny to do a gap year program…
but i really just…ugh. i really need...
why am i so indecisiveeeeeee?
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Pfft ok hipstar
kiss my bootayyyy
-134 replied to your post: -134 replied to your post: damn. Before you do…
Google search/filestube search a PDF file of the book to see if it’s free for download~
i want a physical book yooooo. i havent had one in a while…ever since the booger incident…summer of ‘10…smh.
-134 replied to your post: damn.
Before you do what’s the book title?
i’m not really sure of what i’m getting yet lol
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS IS GUNNA MAKE ME CRYYYY
i mean like, REALLY REALLLLLLY cry.
i cried while reading lock and key…
and okay okay i’ll admit it, i cried while reading the last song too lol
i never finished my sisters keeper because i really dislike the way its written but i’d probably just start bawling at the end of that.
damn.
i really want a new book.
but i’m upset that i’m about to use my own money.
lol. that sounds bad but like. idk.
-134 answered your question: sooooo….any good books lately…?
No, they’re all covered in boogers
good thing im buying an electronic copy :)
razeespeon answered your question: sooooo….any good books lately…?
The Fault in Our Stars
the synopsis is so niceeeeeeeeeeeee omg right up my alley, but will hazel die in the end??
sooooo....any good books lately...?
-134 replied to your post: razeespeon replied to your post: i hate library…
#OCCUPYLIBRARIES
loooool.
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i wish everytime i opened my oven there was a...
id be fat.
but id be happy.
razeespeon replied to your post: i hate library books.
I volunteer at the New Dorp library and it is INFURIATING because I spend like two hours organizing everything in one section then I come back next week and kids toss that shit everywhere with no regard
omg yeah good point! once i went to the library after school to write an essay, and then these hood rats came in being really loud and...
