My one wish is to be the star of a show produced/directed by Dan Schneider.
IT IS THE WOOD THAT SHOULD FEAR YOUR HAND- NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND– kill bill vol. 2
Everything from mcdonalds besides the apple pie makes me nauseous but here I am eating a fish fillet…
kenziemay: he’ll close his blinds on the sunshine. he waxes nostalgic in the dark, looking for enlightenment. He shuts his eyes in the summertime and he wonders why it is that he only feels the cold.
I don’t think I wanna watch the rest of this episode I hate how they shun him when he firebends after he saved that family…damn
“Azula always lies…Azula always lies…” :’(
Avatar was really an amazing show. Seriously, these episodes are a work of art.
This episode makes me so sad though
One of the best episodes of avatar is Zuko Alone. My wittle Zuko is so sweet this whole episode
If everyone on earth gave at least one genuine compliment a day, I truly believe the human race would be a happier one. I love giving compliments I like making people smile and feel good. I wish I were funnier though so I could make people laugh lol
aishiterushit: interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele everytime
Wonder what Danny Fenton’s nationality is. Light eyes, dark hair, olive skin. Greek? Sicilian? I think something mediterranean. Or middle eastern, he could be isreali or something. Fenton….hmmm Lol, obviously looking too much into this
From personal experience, it’s not that hard to make $65 bucks. Just gotta hurry up and make the money before time runs out.
Ah shit it’s already almost 3 in the morning
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
COSPLAY LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN ugh I’ve alllllllllllllways wanted to THISISMYCHANCEMUAHAAAHHAA My excitement is getting me a little annoyed all this caps lock my goodness
about to eat bowl of curry chickpeas most exciting event of the day
OMG MAN I CAN’T WAIT TILL ITS FREAKIN COLD OUTSIDE
I WISH MY HOUSE WAS A FALAFEL FACTORY
IDK WHY IM SO PUMPED THE FUCK UP AND WRITING IN CAPS AND CUSSING SO DAMN MUCH Probably as a result of being in my house in one damn room all day for like three days straight SAVE ME
*chanting* COMIC CON!!!! COMIC CON!!!! COMIC CON!!!! But I’m afraid I’ll look like a sad poseur if I go but like who da fack cares I wanna dress up and be fucking awesome idrk everything there is to know in the world of comiccon BUT WHY SHOULD THAT STOP ME FROM HAVING FUN FUCK YOU
GUYS I HAVE TO GET A JOB ID LIKE TO BE A WAITRESS THEY GET MAD DOOOOOOUGH AND I LIKE PEOPLE AND PEOPLE LIKE ME ID MAKE A SHIT TON ON TIPS GET AT ME MOTHER FUCKER I CAN ALREADY SEE MYSELF ROLLING IN THE FUCKING MONAAAAAYYYY HUNNAAAAYYY
I was just singing like an idiot in my room like in an operatic kinda voice making up random lyrics super loud cause I didn’t think anyone was upstairs and my sister just came in and stared at me lmmmmmfao highlight of the day
ann-veal: I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me.
joshblonderson: gnarlicals: OH MY GOD oh thoijaoigjMDPAGMAO lmao poor baby. The girl in the middle is like “now look at what you’ve done. ruined the effin fun that’s what you’ve done.”
I like the words “douche-canoe” and “asshat” Best words on the internet
Oh shit. Awkward is on tonight and I’m missing the doodlez out of it right now hiding in my moms room
tltty isn’t consistently funny and sometimes I wanna unfollow her but then she posts something hilarious so I give her another chance I’ve done this probably like 4 times
what’s wrong with “selfies” all of sudden all you bitches used to take millions of them now you’re judging other people who happen to like their fucking faces? I like selfies they’re fucking fun and promote a better self esteem if I see your fucking selfie on instagram I will like the shit out of it cause you’re hot and you deserve to know keep posting pictures...
from this point on most of the things I reblog will be in regards to Christmas and love until further notice.
tltty: 117 days until christmas fuck yeah lets get this party started no but srsly
prettyflyforawhitecismale: instagrampa: how to excite a large crowd of white people: play don’t stop believin’ by journey true fucking story
\\|||///PLAN///|||\\ apply to cuny before september 15 get into cuny take sat apply to purchase get into purchase by the grace of God be happy live life whatevs
our highschool is actually really hilariously offensive and terrible and fucked up we could have a teen comedy based on petrides and it’d probably be just as popular as Awkward and Glee